circular logic

Weird Science: BFFs

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:21:00 -0400

Weird Science: BFFs

Weird Science: Neither Lisa, nor anyone or anything else in the...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:12:00 -0400

Weird Science: Neither Lisa, nor anyone or anything else in the movie, actually explained how the grandparents were preserved in a state of perma-LOL — there were only coy allusions about “not having to get older anymore”. They also didn’t resolve that particular plot point at the end, making the entire situation all the more hackle-raising: as far as we know, they’re still there. They certainly don’t make movies like they used to, amirite?

Weird Science: Chess Queen and King

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:02:03 -0400

Weird Science: Chess Queen and King

Weird Science: Hey you — Flock of Seagulls.

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:59:49 -0400

Weird Science: Hey you — Flock of Seagulls.

Weird Science: My Smith & Wesson better come up. If you do...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:58:05 -0400

Weird Science: My Smith & Wesson better come up. If you do not search for it, I’m going to cut your head with my Karate stick.

Weird Science: I totally remember them — she was holding her...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:52:19 -0400

Weird Science: I totally remember them — she was holding her hair back while she puked outside of Northsix after Fischerspooner, in like 2003. They’re hot.

Weird Science: Y HELLO THAR

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:50:03 -0400

Weird Science: Y HELLO THAR

Weird Science: So you see — this party will have chains and...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:49:19 -0400

Weird Science: So you see — this party will have chains and whips, and also chips and dips.

Weird Science: It’s like in that scene in the other movie,...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:44:00 -0400

Weird Science: It’s like in that scene in the other movie, with that chick whatsherface — who had that special power that did that thing, and killed all those guys.

Weird Science: Your body will grow and change in new ways. This...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:41:09 -0400

Weird Science: Your body will grow and change in new ways. This is normal.

Weird Science: It is absolutely true. If you play around with...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:37:37 -0400

Weird Science: It is absolutely true. If you play around with your computer long enough — if you file enough bug reports and submit some high-quality kernel patches — you will create supernaturally-powered, beautiful, brilliant women, and they will french you.

Weird Science: Did you know that without trigonometry, there...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:30:50 -0400

Weird Science: Did you know that without trigonometry, there would be no engineering?

Weird Science: GET OUT OF MY DREAMS GET INTO MY CA-AAR

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:28:00 -0400

Weird Science: GET OUT OF MY DREAMS GET INTO MY CA-AAR

Weird Science: The Kandy Bar — A more wretched hive of scum and...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:26:23 -0400

Weird Science: The Kandy Bar — A more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Weird Science: 10 points for GryffindZOMG TIME PARADOX

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:22:26 -0400

Weird Science: 10 points for Gryffind***ZOMG TIME PARADOX***

Weird Science: Geeks always say that they were originally...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:17:16 -0400

Weird Science: Geeks always say that they were originally compelled to nerd out because they wanted to build tricorders, or talk like Darth Vader, or somesuch. But we all know that they really had Weird Science’s Lisa in mind. This character, who sprang forth like Athena 2000 from a hotwired PC-Jr — this is why we all have more than 640k RAM, for real. You know Bill Gates still secretly goes over to Steve Jobs’ house so they watch this movie, whenever Melinda’s out battling malaria, which is totally like all the time these days.

Weird Science: That game freaks me out, too

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:57:57 -0400

Weird Science: That game freaks me out, too

Weird Science: Undeniably, John Hughes had class up the ass —...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:54:57 -0400

Weird Science: Undeniably, John Hughes had class up the ass — check the stately E’s and R’s on this little number.

Weird Science: SIGGRAPH ‘08 presentation by...

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:51:56 -0400

Weird Science: SIGGRAPH ‘08 presentation by Fujitsu’s R&D department — A live demo of a legacy RTGF updated to utilize dynamic distributed MIPS allocation (known now as “cloud computing”) in support of a novel PIA (Porn Introspection/Acquisition) scheme. Pictured here is the PIA’s proprietary optical ABI.

Weird Science: Kernel’s-eye view

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:40:04 -0400

Weird Science: Kernel’s-eye view